you dont choose your sexuality your sexuality is handed to you by village elders after you kill your first bear
when i was little and my parents were driving id pretend there was a man/being/thing running alongside the car who had to follow certain rules like “he can only travel by jumping from streetlight to streetlight” or “he can only walk on fences”
i was so surprised to find out that other people did similar things
i wonder what the underlying psychology behind it is
like its a really specific thing to do but almost everyone did it without telling other kids about it because we all thought it was probably weird or unimportant
I used to do this and it scares the fuck out of me that so many other people did this as children…
glad im not the only one, wow.
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if a charmander running in circles chasing its tail doesnt fit your blog then you are running the wrong kind of blog
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There are certain things you should never call a man, no matter what the circumstance – terms that hurt and offend our masculinity.
Men hate it when you call them:
- Original Windows Vista Desktop Wallpaper
- Generic Toilet Paper that’s thinner than tracing paper
- Wet Sock
- Robin Thicke
I got emotional reading “Original Windows Vista Desktop Wallpaper”. Really please don’t do that to us.
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